I suppose I should have known, but it comes as a shock to discover that my taxes are currently used to fund 560 "Faith" schools, and more are on the way.
How dare these peddlers of drivel and brainwashing take any of my hard earned money? What on earth suggests that I consent to subsidising these barmy people to raise more indocrinated, intolerant and opinionated adherents to their stupid and dangerous beliefs?
If they want to run schools (and I'm really not sure they should be allowed anywhere near children at all), they can bloody well ask the previous generation of gullible twats to fund them.
Whilst we're on the subject, what exactly are 26 Bishops doing in the House of Lords? They should fuck off back to their Palaces and count the donations from their poor misguided followers.